this is literally all the motivation i would need
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
In retail pharmacy, every 5th or 6th person says “give me a refill on my white pill”
This made me laugh way harder than it should
The Princess Diaries (2001)
this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.
homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong
Biggest plot twist
i will never not repost this.
when you see it, reblog it